Post by rissacola on Feb 3, 2009 19:26:04 GMT -5
--> This is what happens when a Risembool Ranger, Miniskirt, Palm Tree, Armor Army Member, and Wrench Thrower all get together and are given a laptop to type like crazy in. xD;
This story was written by me and my friends, so no stealing, rawr. =O
Hope you all like it. lol, I'm still laughing about the "disaster." <--
Silioque
Alphonse/Aaron: It begins with the tragic tale of the Miniskirt's epic failure.
But it will end with sorrow amongst both the Risembool Rangers, and the Miniskirts.
What was but an innocent game of dodgeball between best friends,
soon evolved into an intense rivalry, creating mass hate toward each other.
Here, behind me, stands the game I'm about to interrupt,
which, as fate will have it, is going to lead to death by rubber.
[Alphonse turns around to the riot/dodgeball game]
Yo, dogs, what's with all this fighting stuff, can't we just get along?
random Miniskirt: No way, prince, sir, We must win!
Aaron: You've been cheating, you lost long ago. Anyways, If you don't listen to me, I'm gonna ban it, and sentence you all to eat moldy pudding forever in exile.
All: NOOOOO!!!!!
Aaron: Yes. Yes indeed.
Vic/Edward: You don't understand, Aaron, we have to fight for this! They're never gonna beat us, and we have to keep it that way! [lunges a ball at Travis, who fails and falls]
Aaron: That's it! No more riots! Anyone caught WILL be sentenced to the earlier stated sentence.
Travis/Roy: [gets up] This is all YOUR fault, Vic! We're not friends anymore! Come, miniskirts, be gone with me.
Vic: Same to you, double R's! Be gone!
[everyone exits]
Scene 1, Part 1.
RMS [Random MiniSkirt]: Wah! Why is it that my darling Wendy Pawell left me!? [sobs]
Hughes/Sonny Strait: Oh, will you calm down about your depressing skirt life and just look at...[wips out a picture of his daughter] MY SWEET, DARLING ALICIA! Doesn't just looking at her face make you hear angels from the heavens?!
RMS: Oh yeah...it sure does.
Sonny: Uh, don't be such a sour puss and find a new girlfriend or something.
RMS: BUT I CAN'T! Wendy is and will always be my true love~!
Sonny: Just like dogs?
RMS: Exactly!
Sonny: [sighs]
[Travis and Colleen come in]
Colleen/Riza: Hey, your miniskirt descendant seems a little depressed.
Travis: Yeah....and???
Colleen: Shouldn't you do something about it? I mean, he is one of your fans and all...
Travis: Okay, okay. This is so weird...
Colleen: What did you say?
Travis: Nothing! [walks up to Sonny] You can leave now...you know that right?
Sonny: Oh yeah! But don't you want to see my sweetie Ali-
Travis: NO! Now go before I blow up your head!
Sonny: Okay then! Sheesh! You should get a wife! [leaves]
RMS: [still moping] ....Wendy...why....
Traivs: ...Uh, what's wrong with you, kid??? [looks at Colleen for advice while shrugging]
Colleen: [thumbs up and sighs]
RMS: WENDY LEFT ME FOR A PALM TREE!!! [cries dramatically]
Travis: [holds in his laughter] That's...that's tragic.
Colleen: [walks over and hits Travis on the arm] It's okay, you'll find someone else later in life.
RMS: No I won't! Because nobody understands my awesomeness!
Travis: Of course...[laughs]
Scene 1, Part 2
RRR [Random Risembool Ranger]: I can't wait for the annual party that's tonight!
Vic: Yeah! We beat those dog-loving miniskirts, so now we get to have an awesome party!
Caitlin Glass/Winry: Heh heh, Travis got served.
Vic: You said it.
RRR: But...for some reason, I feel as though something strange and horrible is going to occur...
Vic and Caitlin:....Okaaaaayyyy....
Laura Bailey/Lust/Nurse: I agree! And just for kicks we should go back to medieval times and wear old-fashioned masks!
Vic: Wow Laura, that's actually not that bad of an idea...Alphonse Armor guy-look-alikes! Fetch us a bunch of masks that seem fancy, but are able to be bought at low prices on the double!
[Alphonse look-alikes nod and walk/march away]
Caitlin: Bring on the party people!!
RRR: Woot woot??
Scene 2, Part 1
[Sonny, RMS, and other MS's in front of the RR party]
Sonny: Hey kid, since you're so depressed and don't feel like looking at my darling Alicia anymore, we should crash that Risembool Ranger party.
RMS: I don't care....
MS 1: Hey, I heard that Wendy's at the party....
RMS: Really!? Alright, let's go!!
Sonny: [thumbs up for MS 1] Time to party~~~
[Now with Vic and RRR]
RRR: Well, this rave/masquerade party is fun. [holds her mask...on a stick]
Vic: Yeah, but my feet are killing me because of having to dance with every single fangirl that is here...
Random Fangirl: OMFG!!!!!!11!1!1! Vic! Please, please, please dance with me again?!
Vic: Uhhh, yes! Anything to please the fangirls...
RF: Woooo~~~
[RF and Vic dace while RRR is all alone]
RRR: [sigh] I wish that something seriously random happens right abou-
[RMS bumps into RRR]
RMS: Oh! I'm sorry! I was looking for- [takes a good look at RRR] Uhhhh...I forgot.
RRR: You forgot?
RMS: Yep.
RRR: Well, do you want to dance...or something...?
RMS: Don't mind if we do...
[they both dance, while Vic plops down on a chair next to Caitlin]
Vic: The pain!
Caitlin: Hey, who is that guy?
Vic: What guy? [looks at RMS dancing with RRR] Him?
Caitlin: yeah, he doesn't look like a familiar Risembool Ranger...
Vic: Ah, he's probably a newbie.
Caitlin: A newbie huh? [holds both of her hands in fists]
Vic: ...you seem a little tense.
Caitlin: [talks under her breath] you must take newbies like they're nothing since you get so many members each second of every day!
Vic: ?
Caitlin: Haha! You're one lucky duck! =D;
Dameon Clarke/Tybalt/Scar: Look at that miniskirt! It disgusts me!
Vic: Woah! Where did you come from?!
Caitlin: He's a miniskirt? How can you tell?
Dameon: It just happens.
Vic: You mean like how I can sense a fangirl?
Caitlin: That's every girl, Vic.... [whispers] darn you.
Vic: Huh?
Dameon: Anyway, you want me to kick him out?
Vic: No! No! Let the boy have his fun! For now.
Dameon: You're boring.
[Now to RRR and RMS]
RMS: Hey, wanna make out?
RRR: Oh, I have to think about it...oh, okay! Why not?
[makes out in a random corner while Armstrong/Christopher Sabat/Priest comes out from practically no where]
Armstrong/Sabat: OH! What a glorious day this is! Two individuals making out in a beautifully decorated corner! Oh, how I wish I were making out in a corner! [sobs, then quickly recovers] But that will never cease the idea on how glorious this moment is! Especially how one is a miniskirt and the other is a ranger.
RMS: You're a Ranger?!
RRR: You're a Miniskirt?!
Sabat: I am a beautiful individual?! Heh, but we all knew that.
RMS: Well, I don't think that matters anymore.
RRR: Yeah...I mean, you're sort of cute for a backstabbing cheater.
RMS: And you're not so bad as a shrimp with no backbone.
Sabat: How beautiful this relationship is! [sobs]
RMS: We should get married, my pink little shrimp!
RRR: Indeed! You dog-lover!
Sabat: Oh! Please let me be honored enough to be your graceful priest!
RMS: Uh, sure.
RRR: He'll probably make the surroundings of the church sparkly.
Sabat: OH~! The gift of young love~! <3
Scene 2, Part 2
Aaron: Yes, so...we were going to show the balcony scene, but since it was way too "lovey dovey" and annoying for our tastes...we've decided to just simply skip that little part of this story. Another reason being is that if any members of the miniskirts or the risembool rangers even happen to come across this story, then we'll most likely be in trouble and sued anyway. Now we continue our story to show the marriage of the two lovers. Eh.
[At a pink and purple colored chapel and filled with white roses...along with sparkles is where the marriage takes place]
Sabat: Do you two honey bunches promise to live together forever and not fight about The Marvelous Vic and The Equally Marvelous Travis forever and always?!
RRR and RMS: I do.
Sabat: Do you promise not to call each other by petty names, have ridiculous arguments over who has better fashion, because we all know I do, and promise not to throw a dodge ball at each other?
RRR & RMS: ...Uhhhhh
RMS: I'm not sure I can promise that...
RRR: WHAT?!?!?!
RMS: I meant, Of course I will! [silently sobs to self]
Sabat: Marvelous answers, darlings! Now! On to the beautiful ring! But it's still not as pretty as me.
RMS: [takes out a cheapo ring with a waxed puppy face as a diamond]
RRR: [cries happily]
Sabat: [cries just because] You may kiss the bride!
[RMS and RRR smooch]
Sabat: What a beautiful wedding this has been, but I have a lovely princess party I have to attend with my gorgeous little sister, so farewell my lovebirds! I hope both of your love soars into the heavens~! [leaves]
RMS: He creeps me out so much.
RRR: Oh yeah.
Scene 2, Part 3
Dameon: [sees RMS and RRR walk out of the church] Hey! You! Pretty boy! Why are you with one of the Risembool Rangers? Are you holding her captive?!
RMS: Uhhh, no! It's nothing like that!
Dameon: What?
RRR: Well, um, we're family now?
Dameon: What are you talking about?! We're not even related!
RMS: Well, it's true.
Dameon: ....I know what this is! You hypnotized *RRR* so that you could take over the Risembool Ranger headquarters! Well, you're not fooling me, kid.
RMS: Where the heck did you get that from?! What's your freakin' problem?
Dameon: The fact that you're standing right in front of me is the problem!
Sonny: [runs in the middle of RMS and Dameon] Whoa, guys. What's the problem here?
RMS: This idiot thinks that I'm trying to take over the Risembool Rangers!
Dameon: Well, it's true!
Sonny: [sigh] Well, I would ask you guys to look upon the face of my cute daughter Alicia, but I'm afraid things are going to get serious.
RRR: ....What do you mean?
Dameon: I know-
Sonny: DODGE BALL!
Dameon: Hey! Why did you interrupt me?!
Sonny: Because nobody can hear you anyway, due to the fact that the volume of your voice matches your height! ...well, I mean hypothetically, ranger.
Dameon: That's it! I'm going to beat you down, along with that annoying picture of your daughter....Alina?
Sonny: [gasps] It's Alicia! You are definitely a monster if you do not know her angelic name! [takes out a dodge ball]
Dameon: Whoa, where'd you get that from? [takes a dodge ball from a random market cart]
Sonny: I really don't know...I just found it in my pocket.
Dameon: ....
RRR: No! Please don't fight! [gets taken away by Laura]
RMS: [stays and tries to stop them from fighting] Guys! Quit it! Why don't we just get along?!
Dameon: [throws dodge ball] You miniskirts are pathetic!
Sonny: Not as pathetic as your ugly face right now. [dodges the ball]
Dameon: [anger of doom] WHAT?! [throws dodge balls non-stop at Sonny, then finally hits him right in the face] SCORE!
Sonny: [falls over dramatically] Uhh..the light...Alicia...
RMS: NOOOOOOOOOOO! [runs over to Sonny] Ar-are you okay?
Sonny: I-I'm sadly not. It seems that I have lost, so...tell Alicia...that she's...
RMS: Yes? Yes?
Sonny: The cutest little sugarplum on the face of the earth~!
RMS: [secretly punches him in the face and Sonny gets knocked out]
Dameon: HAHA! I won~ I won~ [dances a little]
RMS: [turns to Dameon] You...YOU WILL PAY! [takes out a blue dodge ball, then smashes it in Dameon's face...hardcore style]
Dameon: ARGH! Ugh....[passes out and is taken away by stretcher as well]
Scene 3, Part 1
Aaron: Okay, so everyone was being a complete idiot by fighting once again and I come to see that Sonny and Dameon now have freakish faces thanks to being hit in the face severly by dodge balls.
[turns to the crowd and becomes the "Prince"]
Who did this?....HUH? Was it you, Vic?
Vic: [doesn't say anything]
Aaron: Or was it you, Travis?
Travis: [coughs]
Aaron: I see...it seems as though nobody listened to my warning. Probably because I'm the youngest voice actor in fullmetal alchemist and no one takes my wisdom seriously.
Vic: You're too young to have enough experience in life anyway...
Travis: Yeah, and you were Alphonse when you were just eleven years old, so that doesn't mean much anyway.
Vic: Yeah, especially since you didn't even need to wait for your voice to match Alphonse's mouth movements because he doesn't even move his facial features in the first place.
Aaron: ...Do you two want to eat moldy pudding forever?
Vic and Travis: No! Please no!
Aaron: Okay then! First of all, I think the only punishment that *RMS* should have is to just leave the surrounding area of this anime convention for the rest of the time until next year.
Vic: WHAT?! But he beat down Dameon!
Aaron: Yeah, but Dameon would have been kicked out in the first place due to him beating down Sonny anyway...
Travis: Good point.
Vic: You guys are horrible...
Aaron: So it is decided! *RMS* shall be kicked out of this anime convention until next year!
Scene 3, Part 2
[during that time, RMS went over to Sabat's place to ask for some advice]
RMS: Okay Sabat, what do I do?
Sabat: Well, I say that we drink tea and eat crumpets by a nice warm fire in London~!
RMS: ...no, I mean seriously.
Sabat: Well, I thought I was being serious. Anyway! I believe that you should just stay at the convention from right across the street!
RMS: NO! I can't stay there! There's no air conditioning in that building!
Sabat: Well, it's better than eating mold in a cup.
RMS: Good point.
Sabat: Then it is decided, my lad!
[Now on to RRR]
RRR: [sobs] Why did this happen?!
Laura: Calm down, calm down. It's no big deal...
RRR: NO! He's going to a cheapo convention with a bunch of Soldier A voice actors!
Laura: Uhhh...why is that a bad thing?
RRR: He'll be in a strange environment!
Laura: ...You're in a strange environment already...
RRR: Not really, since I love conventions so much.
Laura: I'm just going to stop fighting with you and just agree with everything that you are saying.
[Vic comes in along with Caitlin]
Vic: That really sucks how the Miniskirts got away so easily...
Caitlin: Ah, whatever. I don't really care anyway.
Vic: How could you say that?!
Caitlin: [mumbles] Because apparently I have absolutely no say in the matter, since popularity is the key in this cruel business of anime...
Vic: O-Okay Caitlin.
RRR: [continues to sob]
Vic: What's wrong? Did a miniskirt say something to you?
RRR: No...wah.
Caitlin: Want Vic to take off his clothes to please you, since you are a fangirl?
[Vic slowly tip toes to the door, but gets pulled back by Caitlin and Laura as they grin evilly]
RRR: No. That doesn't matter anymore...
Vic: [gasps] Is it true that my fangirl is finally growing up and leaving the "stage" of epic fangirldom?!
RRR: Oh no! I would never do that to you, Vic-sama.
Vic: [dramatically sobs] It's so great how loyal my fans are~
Caitlin: Show off...
RRR: [goes back to sobbing]
Laura: [shrugs] This is one messed up story.
Scene 4, Part 1
[after RMS was sent to exile, he came back to the original convention.]
RMS: I couldn't stand to be away from this place, Sabat!
Sabat: Of course you couldn't, since I'm here~!
RMS: ....right. Anyway, I just want to be with *RRR*.
Sabat: Is that it? Why didnt't you just say so in the first place?!
RMS: Whatever, anyway, do you have a plan?
Sabat: Hmmm...I say we have her take some "sleepy sparkles" from my beautifully decorated sparkle garden and everyone will think that she is dead! That way, we'll be able to safely get her to the convention across the street easily!
RMS: Are you serious?
Sabat: You are correct sir!
RMS: Hmmm...that's actually not that bad of an idea.
Sabat: Then it is settled!
[later that night at the Risembool Ranger Headquarters]
RRR: [sob,sob,sob,depression]
Sabat: [kick the door to her room open] Ta-Dah~~!
RRR: [looks up] ...Why did you kick the door open?
Sabat: To bring some drama into this play, of course! So, the reason of me being here is so I can give you this, my dear.
[Sabat hands the bottle to *RRR*]
RRR: What's this?
Sabat: Oh~ That is my special "Sleepy Sparkles" that will make everyone think that you are dead, then me and your true love will take you away to the con across the street!
RRR: That's sounds ridiculous.
Sabat: Ahhh~ But it's gloriously ridiculous, no?
RRR: Okay, whatever...[drinks the sparkles, then passes out]
Sabat: Haha! Now to take her to *RMS* [he picks up *RRR*, but he realizes that she isn't breathing] .....Oh.
Scene 4, Part 2
[*RMS* heads over to the Miniskirt Headquarters to say his last "farewell"]
RMS: Hey, Travis. I'm here to bid my farewell.
Travis: Oh, I thought you left already.
Colleen: Don't say that as though he doesn't matter...
Travis: ...Oh I've missed you so much? [shrugs]
Colleen: [sighs] You're unbelievable.
RMS: Yeah, so...see ya.
Travis: Okay, whatever, have fun going to Soldier A panels and whatever.
Colleen: There's no such thing, sir.
Travis: Really?
Colleen: [nods]
Travis: [laughs] Sucks to be you, kid!
random Miniskirt: Travis! I heard that a Risembool Ranger died!
Colleen: What?!
Travis: ...Really now?
random Miniskirt: Yeah! Her name was *RRR*.
RMS: WHAT?! [grabs the miniskirt] Where's her body?! Tell me now!!!
random Miniskirt: Uhhh, uhhh, at the local graveyard a few blocks from here.
[RMS runs out the door]
Travis: Huh, I wonder why he wanted to know...
Colleen: You're so oblivious.
Scene 4, Part 3
[RMS reaches the graveyard and goes into RRR masoleum and finds her open casket and sobs]
RMS: Why...why did it come to this? I can't live without her.... [looks down at her hand and sees that she holding the bottle of sparkles] Good, there's some left for me... [drinks it, then passes out]
RRR: [wakes up and sees RMS dead] What?! How could this happen? And I was just asleep! Now...now...he's dead! *RMS* is dead and it's all my fault! Look, he already killed himself using poison [mistakes the empty bottle to be filled with poison before, but notices a dodge ball on the ground] Then...goodbye cruel world! [throws the dodge ball at the wall, which retaliates back to her head. In turn, knocking her out as well]
Scene 5, Part 1
[In the center of the anime convention]
Aaron: You see what happens when you two fight? People get hurt like these two poor individuals who tried their hardest just to be together, even though they were in a different fanclub!
Travis and Vic: [look down at the ground,ashamed]
Aaron: Yeah! You guys better be ashamed of yourselves because your fighting is just plain pointless. Now make up before I change my mind about you two eating that mold in a cup.
Travis: [looks at Vic, then sighs] Sorry and...whatever...
Vic: Same here. What happened to us? We were great friends until we started our own fanclub.
Travis: I think we just overreacted about our pride and all.
Vic: [holds out his hand to Travis] Friends again?
Travis: Sure [shakes his hand] Why not?
Aaron: Okay, okay, are we done with the making up now?
Vic: Yeah, but we'll never forget our loyal fans...
Travis: They were loyal and never gave up when it came to us.
Laura: [comes in] Alright, it's not a sad ending afterall!
Everyone: HUH?!?!
Sabat: [comes in as well] Oh yes! All of the "deseased" individuals are actually quite fine!
Everyone: ....WHAT?!?!
[Sonny, Dameon, *RMS*, and *RRR* come in and have a few bruises]
RMS: Apparently, the sparkles just gave you a low blood pressure...
RRR: And it's highly impossible for someone to die due to being hit by dodgeball.
Sonny: So we're just fine, along with my picture of my sweetie Alicia~ [kisses picture]
Dameon: That's just creepy.
Everyone: YAY!!!
Caitlin: This calls for another party!
Colleen: Yeah, a rave party!
Laura: Oh! Oh! Can we have masquerade masks too!?
Caitlin and Colleen: [look at each other, then shrug] Sure.
[The party goes on, while Travis and Colleen end up doing a drinking contest]
Travis: Hey! Vic my man! [walks up to Vic and leans on him] You are an amazing individual! I don't even know how you do what you do, but how can I possibly live up to that!?
Vic: ...why does this always happen to me?
Aaron: Note to self: don't EVER give Travis alcohol.
[In the middle of the dance floor RMS and RRR are holding hands while dancing, then kiss]
Sabat: OOOOOHHH~~! What a happily ever after! The storyline was full of grace and prospered in elegant romantic drama! Oh, what a wonderful time this has been~! It's so great and-
[He gets cut off by the camera]
This story was written by me and my friends, so no stealing, rawr. =O
Hope you all like it. lol, I'm still laughing about the "disaster." <--
Silioque
Alphonse/Aaron: It begins with the tragic tale of the Miniskirt's epic failure.
But it will end with sorrow amongst both the Risembool Rangers, and the Miniskirts.
What was but an innocent game of dodgeball between best friends,
soon evolved into an intense rivalry, creating mass hate toward each other.
Here, behind me, stands the game I'm about to interrupt,
which, as fate will have it, is going to lead to death by rubber.
[Alphonse turns around to the riot/dodgeball game]
Yo, dogs, what's with all this fighting stuff, can't we just get along?
random Miniskirt: No way, prince, sir, We must win!
Aaron: You've been cheating, you lost long ago. Anyways, If you don't listen to me, I'm gonna ban it, and sentence you all to eat moldy pudding forever in exile.
All: NOOOOO!!!!!
Aaron: Yes. Yes indeed.
Vic/Edward: You don't understand, Aaron, we have to fight for this! They're never gonna beat us, and we have to keep it that way! [lunges a ball at Travis, who fails and falls]
Aaron: That's it! No more riots! Anyone caught WILL be sentenced to the earlier stated sentence.
Travis/Roy: [gets up] This is all YOUR fault, Vic! We're not friends anymore! Come, miniskirts, be gone with me.
Vic: Same to you, double R's! Be gone!
[everyone exits]
Scene 1, Part 1.
RMS [Random MiniSkirt]: Wah! Why is it that my darling Wendy Pawell left me!? [sobs]
Hughes/Sonny Strait: Oh, will you calm down about your depressing skirt life and just look at...[wips out a picture of his daughter] MY SWEET, DARLING ALICIA! Doesn't just looking at her face make you hear angels from the heavens?!
RMS: Oh yeah...it sure does.
Sonny: Uh, don't be such a sour puss and find a new girlfriend or something.
RMS: BUT I CAN'T! Wendy is and will always be my true love~!
Sonny: Just like dogs?
RMS: Exactly!
Sonny: [sighs]
[Travis and Colleen come in]
Colleen/Riza: Hey, your miniskirt descendant seems a little depressed.
Travis: Yeah....and???
Colleen: Shouldn't you do something about it? I mean, he is one of your fans and all...
Travis: Okay, okay. This is so weird...
Colleen: What did you say?
Travis: Nothing! [walks up to Sonny] You can leave now...you know that right?
Sonny: Oh yeah! But don't you want to see my sweetie Ali-
Travis: NO! Now go before I blow up your head!
Sonny: Okay then! Sheesh! You should get a wife! [leaves]
RMS: [still moping] ....Wendy...why....
Traivs: ...Uh, what's wrong with you, kid??? [looks at Colleen for advice while shrugging]
Colleen: [thumbs up and sighs]
RMS: WENDY LEFT ME FOR A PALM TREE!!! [cries dramatically]
Travis: [holds in his laughter] That's...that's tragic.
Colleen: [walks over and hits Travis on the arm] It's okay, you'll find someone else later in life.
RMS: No I won't! Because nobody understands my awesomeness!
Travis: Of course...[laughs]
Scene 1, Part 2
RRR [Random Risembool Ranger]: I can't wait for the annual party that's tonight!
Vic: Yeah! We beat those dog-loving miniskirts, so now we get to have an awesome party!
Caitlin Glass/Winry: Heh heh, Travis got served.
Vic: You said it.
RRR: But...for some reason, I feel as though something strange and horrible is going to occur...
Vic and Caitlin:....Okaaaaayyyy....
Laura Bailey/Lust/Nurse: I agree! And just for kicks we should go back to medieval times and wear old-fashioned masks!
Vic: Wow Laura, that's actually not that bad of an idea...Alphonse Armor guy-look-alikes! Fetch us a bunch of masks that seem fancy, but are able to be bought at low prices on the double!
[Alphonse look-alikes nod and walk/march away]
Caitlin: Bring on the party people!!
RRR: Woot woot??
Scene 2, Part 1
[Sonny, RMS, and other MS's in front of the RR party]
Sonny: Hey kid, since you're so depressed and don't feel like looking at my darling Alicia anymore, we should crash that Risembool Ranger party.
RMS: I don't care....
MS 1: Hey, I heard that Wendy's at the party....
RMS: Really!? Alright, let's go!!
Sonny: [thumbs up for MS 1] Time to party~~~
[Now with Vic and RRR]
RRR: Well, this rave/masquerade party is fun. [holds her mask...on a stick]
Vic: Yeah, but my feet are killing me because of having to dance with every single fangirl that is here...
Random Fangirl: OMFG!!!!!!11!1!1! Vic! Please, please, please dance with me again?!
Vic: Uhhh, yes! Anything to please the fangirls...
RF: Woooo~~~
[RF and Vic dace while RRR is all alone]
RRR: [sigh] I wish that something seriously random happens right abou-
[RMS bumps into RRR]
RMS: Oh! I'm sorry! I was looking for- [takes a good look at RRR] Uhhhh...I forgot.
RRR: You forgot?
RMS: Yep.
RRR: Well, do you want to dance...or something...?
RMS: Don't mind if we do...
[they both dance, while Vic plops down on a chair next to Caitlin]
Vic: The pain!
Caitlin: Hey, who is that guy?
Vic: What guy? [looks at RMS dancing with RRR] Him?
Caitlin: yeah, he doesn't look like a familiar Risembool Ranger...
Vic: Ah, he's probably a newbie.
Caitlin: A newbie huh? [holds both of her hands in fists]
Vic: ...you seem a little tense.
Caitlin: [talks under her breath] you must take newbies like they're nothing since you get so many members each second of every day!
Vic: ?
Caitlin: Haha! You're one lucky duck! =D;
Dameon Clarke/Tybalt/Scar: Look at that miniskirt! It disgusts me!
Vic: Woah! Where did you come from?!
Caitlin: He's a miniskirt? How can you tell?
Dameon: It just happens.
Vic: You mean like how I can sense a fangirl?
Caitlin: That's every girl, Vic.... [whispers] darn you.
Vic: Huh?
Dameon: Anyway, you want me to kick him out?
Vic: No! No! Let the boy have his fun! For now.
Dameon: You're boring.
[Now to RRR and RMS]
RMS: Hey, wanna make out?
RRR: Oh, I have to think about it...oh, okay! Why not?
[makes out in a random corner while Armstrong/Christopher Sabat/Priest comes out from practically no where]
Armstrong/Sabat: OH! What a glorious day this is! Two individuals making out in a beautifully decorated corner! Oh, how I wish I were making out in a corner! [sobs, then quickly recovers] But that will never cease the idea on how glorious this moment is! Especially how one is a miniskirt and the other is a ranger.
RMS: You're a Ranger?!
RRR: You're a Miniskirt?!
Sabat: I am a beautiful individual?! Heh, but we all knew that.
RMS: Well, I don't think that matters anymore.
RRR: Yeah...I mean, you're sort of cute for a backstabbing cheater.
RMS: And you're not so bad as a shrimp with no backbone.
Sabat: How beautiful this relationship is! [sobs]
RMS: We should get married, my pink little shrimp!
RRR: Indeed! You dog-lover!
Sabat: Oh! Please let me be honored enough to be your graceful priest!
RMS: Uh, sure.
RRR: He'll probably make the surroundings of the church sparkly.
Sabat: OH~! The gift of young love~! <3
Scene 2, Part 2
Aaron: Yes, so...we were going to show the balcony scene, but since it was way too "lovey dovey" and annoying for our tastes...we've decided to just simply skip that little part of this story. Another reason being is that if any members of the miniskirts or the risembool rangers even happen to come across this story, then we'll most likely be in trouble and sued anyway. Now we continue our story to show the marriage of the two lovers. Eh.
[At a pink and purple colored chapel and filled with white roses...along with sparkles is where the marriage takes place]
Sabat: Do you two honey bunches promise to live together forever and not fight about The Marvelous Vic and The Equally Marvelous Travis forever and always?!
RRR and RMS: I do.
Sabat: Do you promise not to call each other by petty names, have ridiculous arguments over who has better fashion, because we all know I do, and promise not to throw a dodge ball at each other?
RRR & RMS: ...Uhhhhh
RMS: I'm not sure I can promise that...
RRR: WHAT?!?!?!
RMS: I meant, Of course I will! [silently sobs to self]
Sabat: Marvelous answers, darlings! Now! On to the beautiful ring! But it's still not as pretty as me.
RMS: [takes out a cheapo ring with a waxed puppy face as a diamond]
RRR: [cries happily]
Sabat: [cries just because] You may kiss the bride!
[RMS and RRR smooch]
Sabat: What a beautiful wedding this has been, but I have a lovely princess party I have to attend with my gorgeous little sister, so farewell my lovebirds! I hope both of your love soars into the heavens~! [leaves]
RMS: He creeps me out so much.
RRR: Oh yeah.
Scene 2, Part 3
Dameon: [sees RMS and RRR walk out of the church] Hey! You! Pretty boy! Why are you with one of the Risembool Rangers? Are you holding her captive?!
RMS: Uhhh, no! It's nothing like that!
Dameon: What?
RRR: Well, um, we're family now?
Dameon: What are you talking about?! We're not even related!
RMS: Well, it's true.
Dameon: ....I know what this is! You hypnotized *RRR* so that you could take over the Risembool Ranger headquarters! Well, you're not fooling me, kid.
RMS: Where the heck did you get that from?! What's your freakin' problem?
Dameon: The fact that you're standing right in front of me is the problem!
Sonny: [runs in the middle of RMS and Dameon] Whoa, guys. What's the problem here?
RMS: This idiot thinks that I'm trying to take over the Risembool Rangers!
Dameon: Well, it's true!
Sonny: [sigh] Well, I would ask you guys to look upon the face of my cute daughter Alicia, but I'm afraid things are going to get serious.
RRR: ....What do you mean?
Dameon: I know-
Sonny: DODGE BALL!
Dameon: Hey! Why did you interrupt me?!
Sonny: Because nobody can hear you anyway, due to the fact that the volume of your voice matches your height! ...well, I mean hypothetically, ranger.
Dameon: That's it! I'm going to beat you down, along with that annoying picture of your daughter....Alina?
Sonny: [gasps] It's Alicia! You are definitely a monster if you do not know her angelic name! [takes out a dodge ball]
Dameon: Whoa, where'd you get that from? [takes a dodge ball from a random market cart]
Sonny: I really don't know...I just found it in my pocket.
Dameon: ....
RRR: No! Please don't fight! [gets taken away by Laura]
RMS: [stays and tries to stop them from fighting] Guys! Quit it! Why don't we just get along?!
Dameon: [throws dodge ball] You miniskirts are pathetic!
Sonny: Not as pathetic as your ugly face right now. [dodges the ball]
Dameon: [anger of doom] WHAT?! [throws dodge balls non-stop at Sonny, then finally hits him right in the face] SCORE!
Sonny: [falls over dramatically] Uhh..the light...Alicia...
RMS: NOOOOOOOOOOO! [runs over to Sonny] Ar-are you okay?
Sonny: I-I'm sadly not. It seems that I have lost, so...tell Alicia...that she's...
RMS: Yes? Yes?
Sonny: The cutest little sugarplum on the face of the earth~!
RMS: [secretly punches him in the face and Sonny gets knocked out]
Dameon: HAHA! I won~ I won~ [dances a little]
RMS: [turns to Dameon] You...YOU WILL PAY! [takes out a blue dodge ball, then smashes it in Dameon's face...hardcore style]
Dameon: ARGH! Ugh....[passes out and is taken away by stretcher as well]
Scene 3, Part 1
Aaron: Okay, so everyone was being a complete idiot by fighting once again and I come to see that Sonny and Dameon now have freakish faces thanks to being hit in the face severly by dodge balls.
[turns to the crowd and becomes the "Prince"]
Who did this?....HUH? Was it you, Vic?
Vic: [doesn't say anything]
Aaron: Or was it you, Travis?
Travis: [coughs]
Aaron: I see...it seems as though nobody listened to my warning. Probably because I'm the youngest voice actor in fullmetal alchemist and no one takes my wisdom seriously.
Vic: You're too young to have enough experience in life anyway...
Travis: Yeah, and you were Alphonse when you were just eleven years old, so that doesn't mean much anyway.
Vic: Yeah, especially since you didn't even need to wait for your voice to match Alphonse's mouth movements because he doesn't even move his facial features in the first place.
Aaron: ...Do you two want to eat moldy pudding forever?
Vic and Travis: No! Please no!
Aaron: Okay then! First of all, I think the only punishment that *RMS* should have is to just leave the surrounding area of this anime convention for the rest of the time until next year.
Vic: WHAT?! But he beat down Dameon!
Aaron: Yeah, but Dameon would have been kicked out in the first place due to him beating down Sonny anyway...
Travis: Good point.
Vic: You guys are horrible...
Aaron: So it is decided! *RMS* shall be kicked out of this anime convention until next year!
Scene 3, Part 2
[during that time, RMS went over to Sabat's place to ask for some advice]
RMS: Okay Sabat, what do I do?
Sabat: Well, I say that we drink tea and eat crumpets by a nice warm fire in London~!
RMS: ...no, I mean seriously.
Sabat: Well, I thought I was being serious. Anyway! I believe that you should just stay at the convention from right across the street!
RMS: NO! I can't stay there! There's no air conditioning in that building!
Sabat: Well, it's better than eating mold in a cup.
RMS: Good point.
Sabat: Then it is decided, my lad!
[Now on to RRR]
RRR: [sobs] Why did this happen?!
Laura: Calm down, calm down. It's no big deal...
RRR: NO! He's going to a cheapo convention with a bunch of Soldier A voice actors!
Laura: Uhhh...why is that a bad thing?
RRR: He'll be in a strange environment!
Laura: ...You're in a strange environment already...
RRR: Not really, since I love conventions so much.
Laura: I'm just going to stop fighting with you and just agree with everything that you are saying.
[Vic comes in along with Caitlin]
Vic: That really sucks how the Miniskirts got away so easily...
Caitlin: Ah, whatever. I don't really care anyway.
Vic: How could you say that?!
Caitlin: [mumbles] Because apparently I have absolutely no say in the matter, since popularity is the key in this cruel business of anime...
Vic: O-Okay Caitlin.
RRR: [continues to sob]
Vic: What's wrong? Did a miniskirt say something to you?
RRR: No...wah.
Caitlin: Want Vic to take off his clothes to please you, since you are a fangirl?
[Vic slowly tip toes to the door, but gets pulled back by Caitlin and Laura as they grin evilly]
RRR: No. That doesn't matter anymore...
Vic: [gasps] Is it true that my fangirl is finally growing up and leaving the "stage" of epic fangirldom?!
RRR: Oh no! I would never do that to you, Vic-sama.
Vic: [dramatically sobs] It's so great how loyal my fans are~
Caitlin: Show off...
RRR: [goes back to sobbing]
Laura: [shrugs] This is one messed up story.
Scene 4, Part 1
[after RMS was sent to exile, he came back to the original convention.]
RMS: I couldn't stand to be away from this place, Sabat!
Sabat: Of course you couldn't, since I'm here~!
RMS: ....right. Anyway, I just want to be with *RRR*.
Sabat: Is that it? Why didnt't you just say so in the first place?!
RMS: Whatever, anyway, do you have a plan?
Sabat: Hmmm...I say we have her take some "sleepy sparkles" from my beautifully decorated sparkle garden and everyone will think that she is dead! That way, we'll be able to safely get her to the convention across the street easily!
RMS: Are you serious?
Sabat: You are correct sir!
RMS: Hmmm...that's actually not that bad of an idea.
Sabat: Then it is settled!
[later that night at the Risembool Ranger Headquarters]
RRR: [sob,sob,sob,depression]
Sabat: [kick the door to her room open] Ta-Dah~~!
RRR: [looks up] ...Why did you kick the door open?
Sabat: To bring some drama into this play, of course! So, the reason of me being here is so I can give you this, my dear.
[Sabat hands the bottle to *RRR*]
RRR: What's this?
Sabat: Oh~ That is my special "Sleepy Sparkles" that will make everyone think that you are dead, then me and your true love will take you away to the con across the street!
RRR: That's sounds ridiculous.
Sabat: Ahhh~ But it's gloriously ridiculous, no?
RRR: Okay, whatever...[drinks the sparkles, then passes out]
Sabat: Haha! Now to take her to *RMS* [he picks up *RRR*, but he realizes that she isn't breathing] .....Oh.
Scene 4, Part 2
[*RMS* heads over to the Miniskirt Headquarters to say his last "farewell"]
RMS: Hey, Travis. I'm here to bid my farewell.
Travis: Oh, I thought you left already.
Colleen: Don't say that as though he doesn't matter...
Travis: ...Oh I've missed you so much? [shrugs]
Colleen: [sighs] You're unbelievable.
RMS: Yeah, so...see ya.
Travis: Okay, whatever, have fun going to Soldier A panels and whatever.
Colleen: There's no such thing, sir.
Travis: Really?
Colleen: [nods]
Travis: [laughs] Sucks to be you, kid!
random Miniskirt: Travis! I heard that a Risembool Ranger died!
Colleen: What?!
Travis: ...Really now?
random Miniskirt: Yeah! Her name was *RRR*.
RMS: WHAT?! [grabs the miniskirt] Where's her body?! Tell me now!!!
random Miniskirt: Uhhh, uhhh, at the local graveyard a few blocks from here.
[RMS runs out the door]
Travis: Huh, I wonder why he wanted to know...
Colleen: You're so oblivious.
Scene 4, Part 3
[RMS reaches the graveyard and goes into RRR masoleum and finds her open casket and sobs]
RMS: Why...why did it come to this? I can't live without her.... [looks down at her hand and sees that she holding the bottle of sparkles] Good, there's some left for me... [drinks it, then passes out]
RRR: [wakes up and sees RMS dead] What?! How could this happen? And I was just asleep! Now...now...he's dead! *RMS* is dead and it's all my fault! Look, he already killed himself using poison [mistakes the empty bottle to be filled with poison before, but notices a dodge ball on the ground] Then...goodbye cruel world! [throws the dodge ball at the wall, which retaliates back to her head. In turn, knocking her out as well]
Scene 5, Part 1
[In the center of the anime convention]
Aaron: You see what happens when you two fight? People get hurt like these two poor individuals who tried their hardest just to be together, even though they were in a different fanclub!
Travis and Vic: [look down at the ground,ashamed]
Aaron: Yeah! You guys better be ashamed of yourselves because your fighting is just plain pointless. Now make up before I change my mind about you two eating that mold in a cup.
Travis: [looks at Vic, then sighs] Sorry and...whatever...
Vic: Same here. What happened to us? We were great friends until we started our own fanclub.
Travis: I think we just overreacted about our pride and all.
Vic: [holds out his hand to Travis] Friends again?
Travis: Sure [shakes his hand] Why not?
Aaron: Okay, okay, are we done with the making up now?
Vic: Yeah, but we'll never forget our loyal fans...
Travis: They were loyal and never gave up when it came to us.
Laura: [comes in] Alright, it's not a sad ending afterall!
Everyone: HUH?!?!
Sabat: [comes in as well] Oh yes! All of the "deseased" individuals are actually quite fine!
Everyone: ....WHAT?!?!
[Sonny, Dameon, *RMS*, and *RRR* come in and have a few bruises]
RMS: Apparently, the sparkles just gave you a low blood pressure...
RRR: And it's highly impossible for someone to die due to being hit by dodgeball.
Sonny: So we're just fine, along with my picture of my sweetie Alicia~ [kisses picture]
Dameon: That's just creepy.
Everyone: YAY!!!
Caitlin: This calls for another party!
Colleen: Yeah, a rave party!
Laura: Oh! Oh! Can we have masquerade masks too!?
Caitlin and Colleen: [look at each other, then shrug] Sure.
[The party goes on, while Travis and Colleen end up doing a drinking contest]
Travis: Hey! Vic my man! [walks up to Vic and leans on him] You are an amazing individual! I don't even know how you do what you do, but how can I possibly live up to that!?
Vic: ...why does this always happen to me?
Aaron: Note to self: don't EVER give Travis alcohol.
[In the middle of the dance floor RMS and RRR are holding hands while dancing, then kiss]
Sabat: OOOOOHHH~~! What a happily ever after! The storyline was full of grace and prospered in elegant romantic drama! Oh, what a wonderful time this has been~! It's so great and-
[He gets cut off by the camera]
I actually read it a couple times, and I laughed along the way. it was well written! Kudos to you and your friends! 
